these are true.

1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling
through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wyo.

2. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Big Piney is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wyo.

3. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months
out of the year, you might live in Southern Wyo.

4. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the
middle of his forehead, you might live in Wyo.

5. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
you might live in Wyo.

6. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you might live in Wyo.

7. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wyo.

8. "Vacation" means going east/west on I-80, or north/south on I-25 for the weekend.

9. You measure distance in hours.

10. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

11. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again.

12. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching.

13. You see people wearing camouflage at social events
(including weddings).

14. You install security lights on your house and garage and
leave both unlocked.

15. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend
knows how to use them.

16. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.

17. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow.

18. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction.

19. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer
next to your blue spruce.

20. Down South to you means Utah or Colo.

21. A brat is something you eat.

22. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.

23. You go out to a tail gate party every Friday.

24. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

25. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

26. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."